• Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar
  • Skip to footer
RELENTLESS FORWARD COMMOTION
RELENTLESS FORWARD COMMOTION
  • Ultrarunning
    • Ultrarunning for Beginners
    • Ultramarathon Training Plans
    • Ultramarathon Training Tips
    • Ultramarathon Racing Tips
  • Trail Running
  • Strength Training
  • Running Tips
  • Running Gear
  • Race Recaps
  • Coaching

Total Body Enhancement at Planet Fitness – Does It Actually Work? My Review & Results

January 6, 2018 by Heather Hart, ACSM EP 106 Comments

218 shares
  • Share
  • Tweet

Last Updated on January 22, 2022 by Heather Hart, ACSM EP

Imagine this: a machine that touts fat loss. Cellulite reduction. Wrinkle removal. And all you have to do is stand still.  Sound too good to be true? The Total Body Enhancement machine at Planet Fitness makes these claims – and more. And my gym loving, science nerd self (who also touts a bit of cellulite and wrinkles) wanted to see if there was any validity to these claims.

So I did the research – and also – got into the machine for a few months straight. Here’s my story, and what I discovered about the Total Body Enhancement machine.

TOTDenim on Denim

Does the Total Body Enhancement at Planet Fitness Actually Work? Let’s Dive In.

SO IT ALL BEGAN WITH SOCIAL MEDIA.  I was scrolling through Instagram stories, because that’s been my favorite distraction lately, despite the fact that I’m somewhat angry with Instagram for shortening users attention spans and therefore ruining the blogging industry.

LONG LIVE WRITTEN WORD!

As I scrolled through the daily IG “story” of an elite endurance athlete I admire, my (short) attention was grabbed by a boomerang video of her in a red light therapy bed.  Immediately my mind thought of the “Total Body Enhancement” contraptions at my local Planet Fitness.

But Heather, I thought you hated Planet Fitness?

Let me back up again.  Planet Fitness, as it turns out, is not as horrible of a place as I once imagined it to be.  Deep down I still fully support locally owned, small gyms that do not have a “no judgement” double standard, first and foremost. If you have known me for a while, you’ve certainly seen one of my rants over their “lunk” marketing campaigns and the fact that they have a reputation for singling out and shunning fit people; kicking you out if they deem your outfit too “intimidating” and getting rid of squat racks and heavy free weights because only bone-head “lunks” use those.   I’ve also snarkily commented over the fact that for years, their headquarters was located right next to a Chuck E. Cheese (we passed it on the way to Portland Maine multiple times per year).

But I’ll be the first to stand up and say, I’m sorry Planet Fitness.  I was wrong.

About a year ago I joined the Myrtle Beach PF circuit as a black card member in order to be able to workout with some friends..  And guess what?  It’s not bad.  In fact, my local gym (Myrtle Beach) is always super clean, the staff is very friendly, and if we’re being honest, the “no judgment zone” extends to all walks of life at this location…including the super fit ladies rocking only tights and a sports bra.  The equipment is always functional, and the first Monday of every month?

 THEY GIVE YOU FREE PIZZA. 

Talk all the smack you want about pizza in a gym, but THIS ultra runner thinks it’s freaking fantastic.  There is ZERO shame in my pizza game.  All of that, and I can bring my husband (or anyone else for that matter, but he is my favorite) as a “guest” as many times as I want, for $20 a month. I’ll take it.

But I digress.  Back to the Total Body Enhancement machine.   So this Instagram Elite athlete (it was Amelia Boone) reminded me that with my Planet Fitness black card membership, I get free hydro massages (yay), free tanning (say no to skin cancer) and free use of the Total Body Enhancement machine, which I’ve never bothered setting foot in.  I knew it contained red light therapy bulbs, but that was the extent of my knowledge.

But now I was intrigued.   If super endurance athlete Amelia uses red light therapy, maybe I should too (gah I’m such a sheep).  So I did a little online research.

About the Total Body Enhancement Machine: 

The Total Body Enhancement machine is also known as the “Beauty Angel RVT 30“, and it is essentially a booth that uses red light therapy bulbs (non damaging, non UV rays) combined with a vibration plate, to magically enhance you, somehow.  What is that supposed to do for you?  Well, non scientific, non reputable sources (aka, I googled) came back with the following potential benefits:

Potential Benefits of the Total Body Enhancement Machine:

  • Stimulates the release of ATP (adenosine triphosphate) thus giving you more energy before a workout
  • Stimulates collagen and elastin production, therefore increasing skin elasticity and reducing wrinkles and stretchmarks
  • Reduces cellulite
  • (brace yourself for this one) Burns tiny holes into your fat cells (?), releasing the fat into your body so you can now burn it off easier (??)
  • Stimulates blood flow to the muscles, aiding as an effective warm up before a workout
  • Helps reduce inflammation in muscles and joints
Advertisement for the Total Body Enhancement at Planet Fitness

Is the Total Body Enhancement too good to be true?  Maybe.  Probably.  But…

I searched for some more reputable sources of the benefits of red light therapy, where I found some scientific and citable claims, such as:

One study aimed to determine the effectiveness of red light therapy for abdominal fat loss.  Results found that the combination of 3 different wavelengths of red light therapy was effective for abdominal girth reduction in 100% of subjects. (Montazeri, et al., 2017)

In another study testing the efficacy and safety of red light treatment on wrinkle reduction, groups treated with red and white light-emitting diodes found the wrinkle measurement in skin improved significantly from baseline at Week 12. The red LED group showed slightly better improvement, but there were no statistical differences. (Nam, et al.., 2017)

AND, perhaps my FAVORITE little bit of information this runner stumbled upon:

“Photobiomodulation (the use of red or near-infrared  light to stimulate, heal, and regenerate damaged tissue) can increase muscle mass gained after training, and decrease inflammation and oxidative stress in muscle biopsies”  (Ferraresi, et al.,  2016)

As you can see, there may potentially be actual benefits of the Total Body Enhancement machine as an athlete with often sore muscles, a little extra butt cellulite, and stretchmarks.  The question, of course, is if the wavelengths used in the studies are the same emitted by the bulbs in the Total Body Enhancement machine.  Your guess is as good as mine.

Total Body Enhancement Review:

After doing what every social media savvy athlete does in 2018 (I asked strangers in a Facebook group if they’ve ever used the machine) I decided to give the Total Body Enhancement machine a try myself.  After checking in at my local Planet Fitness, the front desk girl assigned me a room for my Total Body Enhancement experience.   She gave me zero instruction other than “room 13” and walked away.

I enter room 13 and shut the door behind me. The booth looks similar to the stand up tanning beds I used to use when I was 19 years old, living in cold Vermont, and dreaming of the summer sun.  I have NO IDEA how this machine works, and there are NO instructions.

Total Body Enhancement machine at Planet Fitness

The room was small enough that I couldn’t get a good picture of this contraption, so here’s one I pulled off Yelp:

Total Body Enhancement room at a Planet Fitness

Do you wear clothes in the Total Body Enhancement?

I read on one review that another user was told by a staff member to get completely naked inside of the machine, but it’s 30 degrees outside and this is Planet Fitness.  There’s a lock on the door but…ehh no thanks (says the girl who runs naked 5K’s for fun). I decide taking of my shoes, socks, and tank top will be enough.   I’m not given any goggles, nor asked if I had any.  I scour the room for warning signs about eye protection and see nothing but a few disclaimers saying that the Total Body Enhancement machine uses NON UV emitting, safe lights.  So I step into the chamber, shut the door, and hit what I assume is the start button.

The keypad and buttons of the Total Body Enhancement

Which Buttons Should I Press?

The chamber roars to life and immediately blinds me.  But after a few seconds my eyes adjust, and I can see just fine.  I’m still not sure if this is safe, but we are all a science (or Darwinian) experiment of one, right?  I’ll let you know tomorrow if I wake up blind.   The fans overhead are quickly blowing air down on me, some New-Age music that makes me think I should be in a posh wine bar that I cannot afford to be in starts playing from above, and I hear a muffled woman’s voice telling me do to something, but I’m not sure what.

So naturally, I just start pushing buttons.

Again, I have no idea what’s going on or what she’s saying. I hit what I think is a volume button, and nothing changes. The control panel doesn’t give a level reading or anything, but I’m under the impression that there are, indeed, varying levels of…exercise? I’m not even sure what to call it.  The vibrating plate under my feet starts off at a light, yet tolerable level.

Heather Hart in the Total Body Enhancement at Planet Fitness

Vibration Plate

At some point, maybe three or four minutes in, the muffled ladies voice tells me (I think) that the warm-up portion of my adventure is over, and the vibration plate suddenly goes into overdrive.  It’s equal parts hilarious and terrifying, and as such, I go through phases of laughing hysterically and closing my eyes, willing myself to not potentially throw up because I’m being shaken vigorously like a clogged salt shaker.  The “mom” in me wonders if all of this jiggling that does indeed come all the way up to my head is good for my brain, the logical “adult” in me remembers that I’m not a newborn infant, and cannot succumb to shaken baby syndrome.  So instead my attention is drawn to how much my ass is jiggling (hint: it’s shaking a lot).

Again, hilarious and terrifying.

Heather Hart in the Total Body Enhancement at Planet Fitness
WILL IT GET RID OF MY CROWS FEET?

Once I get used to the vibrating plate, which, for the record, shifts and changes as it goes to target (and when I say target, I mean jiggle) other parts of your body, I actually quite enjoyed it.   When I was able to relax, I could feel how the vibration plate can increase blood flow to your muscles, therefore loosening them up and acting as an effective warm-up.  It almost felt like a massage.  The red lights were not hot, but they were certainly warm, which was again welcome pre-workout.

Now, Planet Fitness claims the vibrating plate helps work your muscles.  While the plate certainly moves A LOT, it doesn’t move in a manner that would throw me off balance, therefore working my glutes, hips, core, etc.  So unless you can effectively shake your muscles into shape, you are better off sticking to the weight room.

 

A post shared by Heather (Gannoe) Hart (@relentlessforwardcommotion) on Jan 6, 2018 at 9:10am PST

After twelve minutes, the lady I could barely hear tells me my session was done (I think), the lights turn off, and I step out of the chamber and back into the room, somewhat disheveled and unsure of what the hell just happened.

So I get dressed, emerge from room #13,  and go on to complete a killer 90 minute workout.

Initial Thoughts:

One session in the Total Body Enhancement isn’t enough to tell you if I’ve had any positive results (for the record, the results I’m hoping for are increased recovery from workouts…but a touch of stretch mark diminishing wouldn’t hurt).  But I will tell you that, if nothing else, my Total Body Enhancement experience was wildly entertaining…and warm.  I really loved the warm.  And therefore, I’m going to use it again.

I’m bringing sunglasses next time.

Two Month Total Body Enhancement Results:

Many of you have been asking for an update, so I thought I’d provide one.  To give a little bit of current background information, I’d say, on average, I’ve been using the Total Body Enhancement machine two to three times per week.  I prefer setting “4”, because the vibrating plate feels awesome on my perpetually sore legs.   It’s like a massage, only significantly cheaper.  Here are some changes I’ve noticed about my body over the last two months, with some important notes* to go along.

(*so please, read the notes.  There’s a catch.  THERE’S ALWAYS A CATCH.)

Since I started using the Total Body Enhancement 45 days ago:

Total Body Enhancement at Planet Fitness-2 month update

My skin feels better.

Smoother, perhaps a little tighter, and I feel less like an old hag when I accidentally catch sight of myself in the mirror. Nothing in my normal skin care regimen (which I’ll be the first to admit, is practically nothing) has changed in the last 45 days. But I also stopped drinking alcohol, started drinking more water, and started making healthier food choices 51 days ago.   Remember when you were little and your grandma told you to drink more water, it’s good for your skin? SHE WAS RIGHT.

I’ve lost a few pounds.

But in addition to the healthy nutrition habits (see above) I’ve taken some time off from long distance running.  Instead, I dove head first back into heavy, and consistent, strength training.  I’ve also (awkwardly) taken up yoga.  Personally, anytime I switch my athletic focus, I always tend to drop a few pounds.  My body needed a break from the disgusting mileage I had demanded of it as of late, and is responding positively to the decrease in stress.  Further, heavy lifting also tends to burn far more calories (three cheers for excess post-exercise oxygen consumption).  Combine that with healthier eating choices?  Weight loss.

I’ve dropped body fat and increased muscle mass. 

3% body fat, in fact. But…please see above.  Healthy nutrition choices, lots of water, a focus on building lean muscle mass.  Ladies (and gentlemen), let me tell you once again: if you want to drop body fat and increase muscle mass, for the love of all things, LIFT HEAVY WEIGHTS. Ladies, you won’t “bulk up”.  I promise you won’t bulk up.  You need testosterone to do that, and our bodies do not create enough of it.

The Red Light Therapy makes me happy. 

I’ve got no other explanation for this one.   Back when I was younger and dumber, I used to visit tanning beds.  Not very frequently, but we all now know how dangerous those UV rays can be.  I would always leave the tanning bed glowing…not just my skin, but my attitude.  The warmth and the light felt so good, it genuinely made me happy.  I have similar side effects from the Total Body Enhancement, but without the dangerous UV rays.   It’s been a welcome 12 minutes of bliss during this cold, dreary winter.

Things that have not changed, or I have not yet noticed a change in:

  • A decrease in those awful crows feet around my eyes
  • A decrease in stretchmarks
  • A decrease in inflammation in joints and muscles
  • An increase in my squat PR
  • A decrease in my mile time

(do you see where I’m going with this?)

IN CONCLUSION:

Do I think the Total Body Enhancement machine helped change the composition of my body?

No.  A resounding no.  I guarantee you that was, and will continue to be, the result of behavioral changes (nutrition) and busting my ass in the gym (hard work).  I know, that’s never the answer anyone wants to hear.  As a fitness professional, I spend my days informing people that they only true path to lasting weight loss is healthy eating and exercise.

I will, however, gladly share the fact that I truly enjoy my time in the Total Body Enhancement machine.  It’s a happy 12 minute mood booster that I tack on to the front or back end of my workout (depending on the day, and honestly, there is no rhyme or reason as to what time I choose).  I firmly believe that health encompasses more than just our physical body, it includes our mental and emotional well being.  And damnit, for whatever reason, it puts a smile on my face.

So, if you came to this post hoping to hear that the Total Body Enhancement machine helped me shed pounds, inches, and cellulite I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news.  It did not. You are honestly better off spending more time on the weight machines and cardio equipment in order to achieve those goals at the gym.

If you came to this post hoping to hear that the Total Body Enhancement machine helped me get rid of stretchmarks, wrinkles, and other skin blemishes…hold tight.  The results aren’t in yet, haha.

I hope that update helped.  Any questions? Leave a comment below!

*Disclaimer: Planet Fitness is in no way affiliated with this review. I am a paying customer who decided she felt like writing about her experience in this machine.   All thoughts and experiences are my own.  Use the Total Body Enhancement machine at your own risk. 

Filed Under: Heather's Rambling Tagged With: total body enhancement

About Heather Hart, ACSM EP

Heather Hart is an ACSM certified Exercise Physiologist, UESCA certified Ultrarunning Coach, RRCA certified Running Coach, co-founder of Hart Strength and Endurance Coaching, and creator of this site, Relentless Forward Commotion.   She is a mom of two teen boys, and has been running and racing distances of 5K to 100+ miles for over a decade.  Heather has been writing and encouraging others to find a love for fitness and movement since 2009.

Reader Interactions

Comments

  1. Wendy

    January 7, 2018 at 3:23 pm

    I’m thinking I need to join PF just to use the TBE machine! Seriously, your review gave me a much needed chuckle! Let me know how things progress.

    Reply
    • Sharon Corona

      September 13, 2019 at 1:40 pm

      Me too! I loved the review :))

      Reply
      • Tim

        October 31, 2020 at 11:22 pm

        Just joined PF and use the TBE as a warm up before lifting, seems to be working so far.

        Reply
      • claire kelly

        October 10, 2021 at 6:06 pm

        Loved your review! Noticed you did say you looked “less like an old hag,” which I doubt was ever the case for you! Do you attribute that all to nutritional changes, or possibly the TBE?

        Reply
      • Pepper

        December 1, 2021 at 9:43 am

        What about an increase in collagen? I am 74. My dr say I have excellent collagen. Used beauty angel for 1 year.

        Reply
    • Tami

      June 2, 2021 at 11:34 am

      I just joined pf and used this machine last night for the first time. Thank u for your honest review! I knew nothing about it and was looking for someone’s honest review of it.

      Reply
      • Kaitlin

        August 9, 2021 at 8:12 am

        Awesome review! Honest, informative, and freaking hilarious! Read this at work and was trying not to laugh too hard so my coworkers didn’t think I was a crazy person. Thank you!

        Reply
      • Jen

        April 1, 2022 at 1:46 pm

        THANK YOU for your honest review!

        Reply
    • Joy

      November 28, 2021 at 5:51 pm

      Thank you for sharing your experience it has definitely been helpful and informative. I look forward to trying it out,

      Reply
      • Chenoa

        December 17, 2021 at 2:23 pm

        Omg thank you this was hilarious and also exactly what I was looking to learn before joining PF – thank you!

        Reply
        • Walt

          January 15, 2022 at 7:30 pm

          I had age spots on my forehead and face. After a month of using total body twice a week, the age spots disappeared. I now keep my eyes closed the entire time inside because the Grey walls in the room were blue when I stepped out after leaving them open. Everything returned to normal after 5 minutes.

          Reply
          • Sheri

            February 2, 2022 at 11:22 am

            Cool, thanks for sharing this!

  2. John Flynn

    January 8, 2018 at 12:38 pm

    That sounds fantastic. And exactly what I’d expect from a PF experience

    Reply
    • Brittany Kelly

      May 3, 2022 at 2:07 am

      Wow lol I had the same experience as you almost to a t! Loved this. Thanks for sharing

      Reply
  3. Joyce Doherty

    January 27, 2018 at 6:37 pm

    Thanks so much for your written word. I just joined PF and the 12 year old working the front desk seemed scared that I asked her about it and suddenly needed to stock the locker room( excuse me ma’am). So I had to Google to stay informed. Any possible shortcut works in my book. I, too, was willing to admit that I was wrong about PF until she called me ma’am. You are a great writer. Keep up the good work.

    Reply
    • Heather

      January 28, 2018 at 12:35 pm

      Thank you, Joyce!

      Reply
      • Jamie Jenks

        January 13, 2022 at 2:39 pm

        My PF staff is awesome! They walked me into the room and explained how to adjust the different settings, what each setting does, and made sure I didn’t have any questions before they left. They also set a timer for themselves so they can restart the machine for a second 12 minute session when I go in. I strip down to my birthday suit for full benefits and am starting to notice my clothes fitting better. My hair is growing faster and I have less pain in my knees when going up the stairs.

        Reply
        • Gena

          March 3, 2022 at 9:33 am

          Maybe you can tell up how to use it! Lol

          Reply
    • Ronbolina

      August 5, 2021 at 5:17 pm

      I use Total Body to warm-up before cardio… much like a sauna. The micro-vibrations can trigger muscle fiber activation, as well as, ligament/tendon/joint strengthening.

      Slow tai chi-style motions help me to feel that I’m involving every muscle, ligament, tendon and joint possible.

      Much like you, I don’t have statistical documentation but I have lost weight. It could be two hours of cardio per day as part of my post-pandemic flab flush routine.

      Reply
  4. Kelly McDonald

    January 30, 2018 at 2:20 pm

    I’m looking forward to a review in a few weeks after you’ve used it for a while!

    Reply
  5. Sarah

    February 3, 2018 at 11:23 am

    So- this just happened to me- lol. I did see the sign when I was leaving to “always use protective eye wear.” But now I’m trying to figure out if it works fully dressed? Any luck finding out what you should wear? Shock-absorbing foot wear? I did see there were straps that I can use that hang from the ceiling- for balance. Once you hit level 4- there’s no going back!

    Reply
    • kim

      July 23, 2020 at 7:56 am

      To get the full benefits..you have to be totally naked ..you can lock the door to your room.. I love it

      Reply
      • Jayhaux

        February 13, 2021 at 5:08 pm

        Yep. Skin needs to absorb the light.

        Reply
    • Julie

      March 16, 2021 at 6:24 am

      Yes, use the eye wear that PF and get naked! It’s for your SKIN!

      Reply
    • Sheri

      February 2, 2022 at 11:24 am

      I read to expose areas you want treated. I plan on leaving my sports bra on..

      Reply
    • Kat Damron

      May 4, 2022 at 10:10 am

      Only skin that is exposed is going to get the benefit (from what I have researched) so it is best to go in as naked as you are comfortable with.

      Kat

      Reply
  6. kimwein

    February 4, 2018 at 11:55 pm

    Too funny! I had almost the very same experience today. Joined PF last week and ventured in to check it out. Instructions at the front desk were no better, but when I got out another desk girl said not to lock my knees. Good to know I should use before my workout. I did it at the end not knowing what the hell I was doing. LOL

    Reply
    • Kia Blue

      June 10, 2021 at 5:04 am

      Yup! So true! When I was using TBE a few years ago, I wasn’t getting the results I knew I should be getting. I decided one day to take it all off, and have not only had a better experience but got better results! Firm and clearer skin and weight loss! DON’T FORGET YOU HAVE TO DRINK WATER AS SOON AS YOU GET OUT OF TBE!!!!!

      Reply
      • Sheri

        February 2, 2022 at 11:25 am

        Can you give tips on “what buttons to push?”

        Reply
  7. Norela D Flucard

    February 12, 2018 at 11:27 am

    My experience was different the worker helped show me how to use the machine I have always had help immediately when needed for all machines I love this place, since I have always been a gym failure a lot do to lack of help when needed at other gyms. I don’t k ow if the total body enhancer works but I use it anyhow only time will tell.

    Reply
  8. Torie Jones

    February 15, 2018 at 3:57 pm

    any new progress on this machine?

    Reply
    • Heather

      February 20, 2018 at 5:39 pm

      Hi Torie! Just published an update: https://relentlessforwardcommotion.com/2018/02/totalbodyenhancementreview/

      Reply
  9. Amy

    February 19, 2018 at 10:39 am

    It’s been a little while from your review. Have you had any updates about the machine?

    Reply
    • Heather

      February 20, 2018 at 5:38 pm

      Hi Amy! Published fresh today: https://relentlessforwardcommotion.com/2018/02/totalbodyenhancementreview/

      Reply
  10. Ruby

    February 24, 2018 at 7:34 pm

    Awesome review!! I’m glad I’m not the only one that struggled. I watched some videos on YouTube before I tried the machine….none of them actually showed the programming start to finish. I’ve had different things happen every time I’ve used the machine. I did find out that that the gold stickers are Wink-Ease, which are folded into a cone and placed over your eyes (you can see through them); then you throw them away when you’re done. Planet Fitness definitely needs to put a cheat sheet in the TBE room!

    Reply
  11. Edith Dalton

    February 28, 2018 at 3:13 pm

    I do agree with you there were no instructions also the staff didn’t offer any one did tell me I didn’t need any clothes on. I went into the room there was no instructions on the wall in the machine was the remote control attach to the wall. I went back outside ask for an attendant to help me to understand how to use it, he is playing the remote control on the wall at my age 59 I didn’t quite get it. I went back outside got him again he came in explained it again, so I said okay I’ve got it. He left I got undressed I did have my glasses from the tanning bed that I used to use I put them on then I couldn’t see the remote control on the wall the lights we’re already on I started mashing buttons nothing never started vibrating all I felt where the Hot Lights. But two days later I was sore all over will I try it again I don’t know. If I could feel the vibration and my feet move and enjoy it I might understand it better. Someone needs to go in there and show me exactly how to do it.

    Reply
    • Heather

      March 3, 2018 at 9:35 am

      Yes, I agree…more instructions would be helpful!

      Reply
      • Mary

        April 6, 2021 at 4:34 pm

        I really wish you had not changed up your whole routine while also starting this regimen. Your results are merely your opinion now. Had you done everything the same, and started this program, your results would have more meaning. Trials are really not done this way.

        Reply
        • Heather Hart, ACSM EP-C

          April 15, 2021 at 8:12 am

          Yeaaaaahhhh I get what you are saying, but it’s a blog, not a scientific research paper, so I wasn’t necessarily going for a true “trial”. I also wish people would change up their whole routine, including healthy eating and exercise, vs. looking for quick fixes in the form of an unproven machine like the Total Body Enhancement. Sorry if that sounds harsh.

          Reply
          • Sheri

            February 2, 2022 at 11:29 am

            Hey Heather, thanks for the review. If the pics are of you, hello! You are tiny and totally fit! Just curious your height and weight? Only because your 3% fat is Rock Star level, way to go! But I have fat to lose and am not an ultra runner, so I’m curious if it has more effects on heavier clients, like myself, more to jiggle, lol

        • Stephanie Hash

          August 2, 2021 at 12:27 pm

          I am a Licensed cosmetologist for over 36 years specializing in skin care. I do a 2 1/2 hour work out, eat clean Take various supplements as well as 37,000 MCG’s of collagen each day.

          I started the total body enhancement about a month ago what I am noticing at this moment is lymphatic drainage. This type of vibration occurring throughout the body stimulates the lymphatic drainage system throughout your neck arms thighs groin armpit areas. So you will notice a decrease in swelling.

          I’ve also noticed with my lymphatic drainage and releasing toxins which this is the last organ in your body to release toxins and if it is not stimulated by activity can become extremely toxic. I’ve noticed that I am having a reaction to some of the chemicals they use at work. Never have I had this problem before and it seems to have started about 3 1/2 weeks ago when starting the total body enhancement.

          I’m going to talk to my physician about this as soon as I can get an appointment in. I will keep y’all updated!

          Reply
  12. Thomas V. Sawyer

    March 9, 2018 at 8:29 pm

    You’re supposed to use goggles. they sell them in the vending machine for five bucks. It can do permanent eye damage. Yea, staff are very nice, but they don’t really tell you anything.

    Reply
    • Heather

      March 9, 2018 at 8:52 pm

      If you read the fine print ON the machine (not from Planet Fitness, but the actual warnings on the machine) it reiterates that the machine does not use UV rays, and therefore is NOT detrimental to vision. However, it is suggested if you are sensitive to light, then you can use them. Side note: our Planet Fitness doesn’t have a vending machine.

      Reply
  13. Baylie Draper

    March 27, 2018 at 12:26 am

    I recently joined about a week ago with my best friend. She works night shift and I work swing so we go together on her days off (mon tues), I relax on my days off (wed thurs) and the other days I go and work out by myself after work. I started using the TBE after reading a few reviews on it. The first time I used it was several hours after her and I worked out together, my fiance and I returned because i was unable to sleep and wanted to check it out, I wore a bathing suit and got in there wearing only that. The first time I went, the staff working asked me if I have ever used it before and told me I had to have the special eye wear. So I bought a purple set of Peepers for $5.50. I then went in and messed around with the settings so I became familiar with them, I could hear the voice of the prompter very well thankfully as I read in your review you couldn’t understand her. After messing with the settings for a bit it started. I had it on vibrashake one which is for relaxation, and to relax your joints and muscles after a work out, it definitely helped me relax and I was able to get to sleep right when I got home. The next day that I used it I got it to vibrashake setting 2, which is meant for pre work out and helps as it states in your review about the pros of the TBE. This time I only took off my shoes, still wearing my socks, yoga pants, and a tshirt. Every time i have gone to my PF location the staff had asked me to show them my eye ware as they are expected to upon asking for a tbe. Anyway, that is just my personal review of the TBE. I love it.

    Reply
    • Heather

      March 27, 2018 at 8:55 am

      Thanks for sharing your review, Baylie! I’m glad your PF staff seems to be on top of safety. Ours never says anything! I’m still not sure if eyewear is 100% necessary in these machines. Going to dig a little deeper…

      Reply
  14. liz kerr

    April 2, 2018 at 9:34 am

    But from what i got from reading about this machine… it says its not going to do much in results if youre already “fit” -that it would keep the tone and then benefits of lights

    Reply
  15. christine hill

    April 15, 2018 at 7:52 pm

    I’ve been reading all the positive things about the therapy light at Planet Fitness, but i’ll let you know what happened to me last week. I had checked with my pharmacy to make sure that I wasn’t on any thing that could make me to be sensitive to the light and I wasn’t. When my sister and I was shown how to use it they had a guy that was training and he had no clue. He told us we could look at the light but it might make us see green spots when we got out but then he wasn’t sure how to turn it on so someone else had to show us. We were told no way this could ever burn you so on and so forth. Well I had my third session with no problems with my first two and when I came home I had burning skin on every part of me that hadn’t been covered. I was only in there 12 minutes which is the max you can be in there. I didn’t look red but I was really hurting. I went on line and started making some phone calls. That’s when I found out there was to kinds of led light therapy. There is infrared light and LED light. Unfortunately PF bulbs are Infrared bulbs and they can cause thermal burns. I ended up calling the distributor of equipment and after getting the run around I finally got him to admit that that was what the bulbs were that is why they get warm LED bulbs do not get warm. I also have had very dry and irritated eyes since then and the website I found on line that was very informative said do not get in without eye protection with infrared lights’ This Is now a week later and I sill have a lot of pain and I don’t know if I will use it again or not because not knowing why I burnt I don’t know how to prevent it. I also know that this kind of burn will not cause cancer like sunburn but the article said will reduce the skin cells’ ability to repair DNA efficiently. If anyone is interested the website I was on was http://www.oglf.org/red-light-therapy-side-effects/

    Reply
    • Heather

      April 15, 2018 at 9:04 pm

      OUCH. Christine I’m sorry that happened, that sounds painful! I hope you are feeling better. Thank you for sharing your story and this information!

      Reply
  16. Miranda

    June 26, 2018 at 7:24 am

    Loved this review. Thanks so much for posting. My PF had me get the goggles they use in tanning beds, but otherwise very little instruction. Finally had one of the staff go in with me yesterday to show me how to get the shaker plate turned on. After watching her, I think I’m about to get that contraption figured out. I haven’t been able to find, definitively, if I need clothes on or off. Always use it after the workout as my happy place, but may try using it before now.

    Reply
  17. Rochelle Duplessis

    August 28, 2018 at 11:59 pm

    I am 56 years old; therefore, embarrassingly live with a “touchy” bladder. I laughed so hard I nearly, thankfully, wet my pants from laughing so hard. I stumbled upon your follow-up first, then stumbling again low and behold found this initial review. I wish I could claim I lmao but sadly, it’s still there. I joined pf last June and failthfully have gone at least 5 days a week. Honestly, the Hhydromassage was the selling force for me! I’m getting old and have become skeptical over just about anything that isn’t in natural form. I finally braved enough to ask for more information. We have a great pf in Southern MD and I got lucky to be assisted by an informative young girl. I still didn’t know what to do as I was encouragingly sent on my way. After the first time I just stood afterwards thinking “well that was interesting”. Since I’ve joined the 21st century and my first thought is always “Google it” or go to YouTube, I found visual directions, yeah! Thank you everyone one who uploads “how to” do this, that and that other thing! Now, that I use it 2x a week, I find myself refreshed. I’m sure our brain waves are being messed with but I figure I’m nearly 60, I’ll be gone by the time they realize it was unhealthy..I was actually thinking that tonight inside The Tube. I will do anything reasonable to help lose abdominal fat! I have noticed, in combination with drinking infused water, I have scars that are decreasing and a deep bruise of 3 years is actually healing. I suffer with insomnia and am relaxed for bed, too. The only downfall is if a fit of internal compustion hits, aka…menopause, the warmth can stretch 12 minutes into 12 days. I’ve not noticed significant abdominal loss but it’s only been a couple of weeks. It is a good feeling machine for many reasons, I’ll take it!

    Reply
  18. Kim

    November 8, 2018 at 7:52 pm

    This was a great read! I experienced the same hilarious therapy as well, only mine was in room #11 and I used it after I worked out which I will not do again after reading this amazing review!

    Reply
  19. AnGS

    November 8, 2018 at 9:10 pm

    But does it help with muscle soreness?

    Reply
  20. Donna Biggs

    November 9, 2018 at 9:35 am

    Ha! I just used it this morning. I also received zero instruction on how to use it. I didn’t know you’re supposed to get naked!!! I even kept my shoes on! I was thinking, as I could literally see my cheeks bouncing in front of my eyes, that maybe I should have taken my shoes off, but wouldn’t even consider taking my bra off as I could get hurt! I also noticed that my legs looked blotchy afterwards…. Would I try this again? Heck, YES! I think I might take off my shoes and top, but NOT my bra! lol

    Reply
  21. Sandy

    December 9, 2018 at 9:44 pm

    I used it several times, no red light at all just a bright white light. So is it truly red light treatment? I asked they’re very vague about it and Absolutely know nothing about the machine.

    Reply
  22. Justine VB

    December 29, 2018 at 7:39 pm

    I tried it for the first time yesterday and I went through exactly the same thing you did I love the part where you said how it started to vibrate that’s exactly how I felt man you made me laugh so hard

    Reply
  23. Brilliant Brittany

    January 8, 2019 at 12:25 pm

    Omg! This is the same reaction I had. I just stepped out of it and now I’m in the massage chair. I didn’t receive any thorough instructions and was completely lost. And since I’m black and never been in a tanning bed, I was scared shitless! This Post was so funny because I was thinking the same as you. Thanks again for this entertaining review. I will be trying it again though. It wasn’t that bad. And if it claims I can lose more fat cells, I’m going to continue. Lol thanks again!

    Reply
  24. Daniela Buri

    January 16, 2019 at 10:51 am

    Hilarious, I just signed up and wanting to try it, thanks for the heads up and the giggles, I will see if I notice progress, was told to use it ideally 3 times a week

    Reply
  25. Sumiya 8888

    January 17, 2019 at 6:19 am

    I have been using the Total Body Enhancer for a year now, I use it in increments of 90 day/ 3 x per week. I did my research before trying it out, the ling list of health benefits caught my eye, at 55 I needed all I could get. I have been athletic from childhood to present …with 4 brothers, 4 sons, and 4 grandsons…I have to keep up. I have also suffered a total body injury including a closed head injury that healed rapidly with the infrared therapy, having a total spinal injury, both rotator cuffs, right hip, and knee (work injury) …I took a chance out of desperation after resting my back for one year before using the vibraplate. I go in, do squats so the light gets into hip flexors, knees, lumbar area, the heat feels absolutely magical and the results of one session is long lasting. My neurosurgeon and orthopedist are impressed with how quickly I have healed without a cane or walker, I was told to pick out a hover chair and prepare for 25,000.00 worth of rods and screws in my spine. I’m back, 90% without restrictions. I no longer play rugby, keep it simple with Tai chi , cycling, and fencing (for now). PF now offers a small line of facial and body lotions to help with scars, wrinkles ( I had a few), and over all toning, the first week I noticed a difference in the firmness of my upper body and face….50% improvement in 3 weeks. Also helps with mood. I use it before workouts in the winter and after during warmer months as I tend to push harder then, I can say that my recovery is instant. I use the Total Body in combination with total body cryotherapy, including facial. A considerable amount of unwanted abdominal fat is pulverized, frozen, and flushed out in 4 days, it doesn’t happen overnight…you will see results in a couple of weeks. I hope that I have inspired a few more ladies to try out Total Body and not opt for medication and surgery unless it’s absolutely necessary.

    Not advertising…just my experience.

    Reply
  26. Lori

    January 19, 2019 at 3:07 pm

    You won’t get the results unless you do it asked. The light actually needs to hit your skin. After a time or two the controls are easy. I recommend reading the how to posted on the wall first.

    Reply
  27. Tara

    January 25, 2019 at 9:52 am

    This made me laugh out loud- I had almost exactly the same experience my first time!! They really should teach us how to use the machines, and the posters with directions on the wall were not helpful at all. Thanks for the information!!

    Reply
  28. Pam

    February 9, 2019 at 10:41 am

    Thanks for the entertaining review of this mystery machine I’ve been wondering about! I literally LOLd at the shaken baby syndrome bit. I think I’ll just stick with the lovely hydro massage for now unless i find myself with a lot of extra time on my hands someday!

    Reply
  29. Tracy Kerckaert Ortman

    February 28, 2019 at 9:38 am

    I just tried this last night. Nothing! As you referenced – no instruction at all by the staff. In fact, my lights were all white – not red. No movement at all except for me dancing to my own music. Clearly I need to get instructions and staff help. Thanks for your input.

    Reply
  30. Diane Yvon Zarlingo

    March 16, 2019 at 5:27 am

    This was a hiliarous and honest review because I felt the exact same way! I have used it 3 times now hoping my eyeballs aren’t being burned out . I did see in small print on the door to wear protective eye wear but wasn’t offered any and it said 2-3 times a week but I went 3 days in a two. I’m going to use goggle or glasses next time. I have no idea if it’s actually doing anything but at 49 if just standing in some vibrating light machine for 12 mins could help with cell hotline, skin and collagen boost then I’ll keep trying it! Also about PF super love the hydro massage and super hate no toilet seat covers in the restrooms. Overall very much worth the price.

    Reply
  31. Sarah

    April 2, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    Very entertaining review!! 🙂

    Reply
  32. Theresa Pelzer

    April 6, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    I have used the TBE machine for a couple weeks twice a week and I’m not sure it is doing anything for me but I feel amazing after. Best settings are the highest 9 for fan and 4 for vibration.

    Reply
  33. lulamaeprincess

    April 24, 2019 at 10:45 pm

    I’m a Planet Fitness member, and I read your review. So, I just had to try out this new machine!
    I’m a Lyft driver, and a Planet Fitness black card member, so I can go to any Planet Fitness and do, sometimes to work out, sometimes just for a potty stop. When I do go to PF, the HydroMassage beds or my go to!
    Will the other day I tried out the TBE and it was amazing! Afterwards I felt invigorated, energized and I had an over good feeling!
    I got something else that I did even expect – a coregasm!
    You’ve heard of those. You’re doing abdominal work at all the sudden you start to feel this feeling it starts to grow and tingle, and next thing you know bam!
    Well, I didn’t get all the way to “bam” but I was on that coregasm plateau and feeling really good!
    Now, my go to @ PF after driving Lyft for a while is the TBE! I better make sure I have some extra panties…:)

    Reply
  34. Tash

    June 8, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    I had the same exact experience. WTH?!

    Reply
  35. Jody Mitchell

    July 4, 2019 at 10:34 am

    I LOVED this article so very much! This was me in a nutshell!!!! I love PF but a tutorial on the machine would be awesome. I experienced the same thing you did. NO INSTRUCTIONS so I jumped in and had no idea what just happened . I thought I may be on a prank show or something. I’m going to ask for play by play instructions next week and see what happens. Thanks for sharing your experience. You aren’t alone!

    Reply
  36. sue

    July 17, 2019 at 10:11 am

    I am 66 tears old and have been using TBE 4 times a week since January. I was a secretary in a large corporation for 40 years, and retired last year . Every time I run into someone from work, they all say the same thing. Wow, what are you doing to look so young? I finally realized that it was the TBE . My skin is firmer and some of the blemished have vanished. I don’t have the soreness after workouts and I have more energy after using the TBE machine. You may laugh at the machine, but it works and I love it. You can’t expect to see results after only a few tries. My results were noticed by others without me even being aware of what was happening.

    Reply
  37. Justin Pearman

    August 5, 2019 at 2:57 am

    Whole body vibration shakes up microbiome, reduces inflammation in diabetes – Aug 5, 2019
    https://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2019-08/mcog-wbv080219.php

    Reply
  38. M

    October 25, 2019 at 3:47 am

    I am reading because I was trying to figure out what it is too, because manager at my club knew nothing about it. They also said no need for goggles, yet instruction does recommend them I think I read on some label somewhere. If it burns microscopic holes in fatty tissue, why would it not do same on eyeballs? I think they should tell people to wear goggles no matter what just to err on side of caution. Plus temporary blinding red light doesn’t seem healthy even if temporary. (yes I got blinded too, and stepped back out to research it more before my next attempt. Thanks for your documentation on your experience with the ever so mysterious red machine at PFs

    Reply
  39. Meme

    November 14, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    You are so hilarious. I enjoyed reading your review. My first day at planet fitness, I actually for a tour and so learnt how to use the machines. However, the vibration from the total joy enhancement made my thick thighs itch like crazy I couldn’t complete the 12 minutes. Lol I tried it again today and got same result. I do not know why. Prolly telling me I’m not fit. I love the hydro massage and will stick to it instead.

    Reply
  40. Meme

    November 14, 2019 at 12:07 pm

    You are so hilarious. I enjoyed reading your review. My first day at planet fitness, I actually got a tour and so learnt how to use the machines. However, the vibration from the total joy enhancement made my thick thighs itch like crazy I couldn’t complete the 12 minutes. Lol I tried it again today and got same result. I do not know why. Prolly telling me I’m not fit. I love the hydro massage and will stick to it instead.

    Reply
    • Heather Hart, ACSM EP-C

      November 14, 2019 at 1:17 pm

      Don’t take my word for it, but the itching is likely due to the increased blood flow to your skin from the vibration! It happens to a lot of people who exercise outdoors in the winter too. It’s definitely an uncomfortable thing, but it’s just your body doing what it does naturally.

      Reply
  41. Tiffany

    November 15, 2019 at 5:25 am

    Wow, it sounds like a crappy, terrible and cheap carnival ride. LOL. Now i have to try it out at my PF for a good laugh! 🙂 Thanks for the funny review.
    I’m also wondering if there has been enough research done on this red light. I hope we don’t discover in the future that it’s bad for us or causes cancer. Seems kind of unnatural, to me. Lol. Carnival lights to go along with the “wild n’ crazy” carnival ride!! 🙂

    Reply
  42. Pat

    December 3, 2019 at 10:41 am

    This is too funny. I just started using this. I am 61 years old so anything that will help… The first 2 times I couldn’t figure out how to get the vibration to work and the directions are on the back wall behind the booth. They are for a different booth anyway. So I just stood in the Infrareds for 2 sessions. It was nice and I think some of my sun damage is going away. Well the third time I finally got the vibration to work. WOW! You described it perfectly wild and disheveled LOL. Yesterday was my second time with the vibration I’m not quite sure what to think. I’ve had skin cancer so tanning is out and I suffer from seasonal depression and I think it helps with that. I loved your blogs about this!

    Reply
  43. Gina

    December 27, 2019 at 7:08 pm

    I am totally liking the total body Enhancement it is warm and cozy feels like I’m going to get A tan. The first time it exhausted me but then I talk to another member she said to use it before you do your workout. I have since done that and am very pleased. It takes a little getting used to.

    Reply
  44. KEVON

    January 6, 2020 at 10:10 pm

    i love the PUGS brand goggles, they stay secure during your sessions.

    Reply
  45. KEVON

    January 6, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    I can’t seem to get the music to properly play. At some locations, the music does not play at all.

    Reply
  46. Nicole

    January 12, 2020 at 5:39 pm

    My Planet Fitness has instructions on the wall as well as a information sheet about any medical conditions or medications that might react adversely with the machine. I would recommend everyone check the walls for these posters before entering!

    Reply
  47. Luz

    January 20, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    Hi..dies this machine has low EMF??

    Reply
  48. MJ

    January 27, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    I just came from PF with the EXACT experience you described! I am waiting for blindness to set in as I type this! I told my husband that I think I accidentally went for a tan. He looked puzzled. But certainly no more puzzled than me. I am not sure what the hell just happened! Maybe next time I’ll ask a few more questions

    Reply
  49. Tina Montella

    February 5, 2020 at 11:58 am

    I finally got a smart team worker to show me how to operate the machine. I’m into this now I just want not to waste my time. I hear red light therapy is the bomb. But the lights in the machine in Cranston RI are bright white?? Don’t understand. I have reached out to the company who sells this product and advised me to see if the light read beauty angel????
    Again, why not red light therapy. Maybe I’m just not educated enough. But I want to get the best out of this machine !

    Reply
  50. Valentina Montella

    February 5, 2020 at 11:59 am

    I finally got a smart team worker to show me how to operate the machine. I’m into this now I just want not to waste my time. I hear red light therapy is the bomb. But the lights in the machine in Cranston RI are bright white?? Don’t understand. I have reached out to the company who sells this product and advised me to see if the light read beauty angel????
    Again, why not red light therapy. Maybe I’m just not educated enough. But I want to get the best out of this machine !

    Reply
  51. Melissa

    February 7, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    Oh.my.stars this cracked me up!! I just got in the Total Body for the first time yesterday and had all the same confusions, fears, and sensations! I also got almost zero instructions. The guy went on autopilot and mumbled a bunch of stuff telling me nothing and even when I asked specific questions, I still didn’t feel at all prepared for what I experienced. It took forever to figure out how to start it. And the LIGHTS!!! I definitely didn’t feel safe opening my eyes…the muffled lady voice I kept eyeing the emergency stop button just in case. I’m not at all sure what I experienced but I might give it another shot now that I’ve read this.

    Reply
    • Laurie

      February 18, 2020 at 9:58 pm

      A couple things you should know about the TBE – first, you really should not wear anything while in the booth because you want your skin to get as much of the red light on it as possible and second, the lights are not strong enough in the TBE to do damage to your eyes, according to my eye doctor (I asked before using it). The nm rating (light wavelength) on it is in the mid 600’s and there is no UV, so it’s safe for you – unless you have epilepsy or some other light sensitivity problem. Also, the effects of the machine are small and gradual – kind of like – you really can’t see your hair growing, but you might notice if you need a haircut…?

      Reply
  52. Don Pauler

    March 10, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    I use the body enhancer at my PF in Bryan, Texas after I work out. The lights are white, not red but I assume they emit the same type of light. The foot vibration is optional. The staff here was helpful in learning how to operate the machine. Eye protection isn’t provided in the form of sticky shades to cover eyes but you can see through them enough to see how much time has elapsed and work the controller. There seems to have been some shrinkage in my belly area and I do feel better afterward.

    Reply
  53. Jeff

    June 23, 2020 at 10:21 pm

    My only concern would be that during this test. You made other changes that obviously affected your help. I’m no scientist but it sounds like a very skewed sampling. Does that mean I think it does all the things that says it’ll do, probably not. I also don’t think you can make that assessment based on your trial.

    Reply
    • Heather Hart, ACSM EP-C

      June 24, 2020 at 7:12 pm

      Hi Jeff, that’s exactly my point. Most people who join PF are also making some sort of lifestyle change, whether it be increased physical activity, improvement in diet, or both. So it’s hard to say if the Total Body Enhancement actually works. As an exercise physiologist myself, (ACSM EP-C) I’m leaning towards the increased activity level and diet as the key factor to change in my case. But, who knows. I thought it would make a fun blog post 🙂

      Reply
      • Pat G.

        April 4, 2022 at 2:59 am

        I understood you the first time. Maybe Jeff didn’t finish the article.

        Reply
  54. Mel

    June 29, 2020 at 1:16 am

    Hello,

    I can tell you there is a lot of science out there for LLLT [Low Level Laser Therapy] and its proven efficacy, however the machine used in Planet Fitness is not a LLLT device. Why you may ask? Well, LLLT has very specific requirements to be an effect treatment for the skin or any other treatment you may hear is effective. Some requirements being RED LEDs or Lasers producing frequency ranges of 400-1000nm, red to near-infrared light, a specific wattage output, and a certain distance for light absorption by the tissue of the treatment area.

    First off, when you enter the machine it is extremely apparent that the bulbs used are just regular flourescent tube lights with what seems to be a pink or slightly red plastic screen. This comes out to be less of a bright white and more of a slightly pink light.

    I seriously doubt this is anywhere close to the correct wavelength. I have 2 red light therapy devices at home. 1 for hair growth, FDA approved, and the other is more generalized for skin issues or to treat just about anywhere else on the body. Both meet the criteria in many science articles regarding LLLT devices.

    I have reached out to Planet Fitness directly through their website a year ago, asking for specific wavelength output from the machine and have had no response.

    Reply
  55. Klassh

    July 6, 2020 at 12:14 am

    Thanks for the review.
    I’m a guy, and tried this for the first time today. I was skeptical about all the claims, but I can’t deny I felt good using it. I guess that’s really good enough!

    Reply
  56. Krysten Birkner

    September 9, 2020 at 2:06 pm

    Terrific article

    Reply
  57. KELLY SULLIVAN

    November 16, 2020 at 6:01 pm

    The lights in the TBE machine at my PF are white. (Maybe with a very very very faint pink hue.) Is this normal? I expected the light to actually be red.

    Reply
  58. Rog

    January 6, 2021 at 10:20 pm

    Can anyone answer about the light color? It seems like just fluorescent lighting to me. Should it be a deeper red?

    Reply
    • Gena

      March 3, 2022 at 3:18 pm

      I was just there today and asked this exact question. The employee said that the red light turns white but it is still in fact considered “red light” therapy.

      Reply
  59. Carmen Duvall

    February 16, 2021 at 9:17 pm

    A most entertaining, informative and honest review. Thanks Heather!

    Reply
  60. Brooke

    March 30, 2021 at 5:30 pm

    I JUST tried the TBE for the first time and honestly wouldn’t have tried it except I thought I had made an appointment for the tanning bed and I guess I didn’t… Well long story short I decided to try it because I hadn’t and because it made me curious. I have been a PF member for a couple years now and JUST TRIED the machine and afterwords I looked up what it does and stumbled upon this. I find it hilarious that my experience was so insanely similar to yours. From the muffled lady saying stuff to the cracking up at my butt jiggling. I’m upset that you haven’t seen the results that PF claims you will see but completely agree it’s a lot of fun and makes me happy.

    Reply
    • Diane

      September 1, 2021 at 11:38 am

      OK. Maybe this takes the cake? Just tried TBE for the first time yesterday. Like a lot of you, I got incomplete instructions on how to use it, but the very sweet (and handsome) instructor did mention that it was important to keep eyes closed. But it wasn’t until the “muffled lady” told me I was done and the floor stopped jiggling that I thought… hmmmm… Was I supposed to close the DOOR behind me??!?!?! :-()

      Reply
  61. Kelly Trujillo

    August 8, 2021 at 10:52 pm

    Ok, I have been to PF before and this machine was not there when I was going. This seems to be new. I am going to be re-joining PF this week as I have gained so much weight since I was last there.
    After reading your review – Which let me say -that was one of the best reviews I have ever read. It was honest, to the point and gave me a MUCH NEEDED good laugh. SO, THANK YOU! I am going to try this machine every day that I go to PF and see what I think. If my results are different after 3-4 months, I will be sure to let you all know. After your review, I am going into this with no expectations other than to put a smile on my face to start or end my workout. So again, THANK YOU. You have a way with words and should keep writing these reviews. There are actually companies out there that pay you money to use their products and keep the products and give your honest opinion on them. Sounds like something you would be GREAT at. If I had one of those companies, I would hire you!

    Reply
  62. David

    January 1, 2022 at 6:00 am

    From just having completed Anatomy and Physiology no light source will reduce or eliminate stretch marks. They are are in fact scar tissue in the dermis. I don’t know why some people get them and others don’t.

    Reply
  63. Michelle

    January 28, 2022 at 1:04 pm

    This was a hilarious review — loved reading it! Thank you so much for sharing your experience. I feel ready to try it out!

    Reply
  64. Gena

    March 3, 2022 at 1:46 pm

    So just left Planet Fitness and got great instructions! Hope this helps!
    Tips:
    -Wear socks – rubber can be hard on feet.
    -Light only works on exposures skin so leave as much “exposed” as you like.
    -Keep knees soft. Just slightly bent
    -Be patient – they turn it on from front desk.
    -The red light changes to white during the session
    -Change up the Intensity Cycles instead of always using the same one.
    -I put mask over eyes as I didn’t have glasses. Made it comfortable.

    Once the machine turns on there 2 things you need to do.
    1. Tap the icon with 2 feet then select the + at the top to change the intensity from 1-4 (I used 2 as a beginner). No bra required at this level! 3 and 4 and much more intense. Use the – to drop down a level if needed.
    2. Optional: Tap the fan icon then the + or – to change the speed.

    There are other buttons:
    Music – don’t bother as the session is almost over before it changes.
    Volume – for music. Tap icon then use the -+
    Bluetooth – you can connect to your phone – didn’t use it
    info ‘I’ – doesn’t really help.

    I will be back to try the other levels!

    Reply
  65. Gena

    March 3, 2022 at 1:59 pm

    So just left Planet Fitness and got great instructions! Hope this helps!
    Tips:
    -Wear socks – rubber can be hard on feet.
    -Light only works on exposures skin so leave as much “exposed” as you like.
    -Keep knees soft. Just slightly bent
    -Be patient – they turn it on from front desk.
    -The red light changes to white during the session
    -Change up the Intensity Cycles instead of always using the same one. (Different days)
    -I put a mask over eyes as I didn’t have glasses. Made it comfortable.

    Once the machine turns on there are 2 things you need to do.
    1. Tap the icon with 2 feet then select the + at the top to change the intensity from 1-4 (I used 2 as a beginner). No bra required at this level! 3 and 4 are much more intense. Use the – to drop down a level if needed.
    2. Optional: Tap the fan icon then the + or – to change the speed.

    There are other buttons:
    Music – don’t bother as the session is almost over before it changes.
    Volume – for music. Tap icon then use the -+
    Bluetooth – you can connect to your phone – didn’t use it
    info ‘i’ – doesn’t really help.

    I will be back to try the other levels!

    Reply
  66. Sonia J

    March 6, 2022 at 8:29 pm

    Great review – I was looking for a possible answer to why my legs began to itch uncontrollably about 5 mins in on level 2… any ideas? I love that machine, it’s what motivates me to get in there & just for the warmth, but I do now realize that I always have a much better workout when I pop in there first 🙂

    Reply
  67. Alexandria

    March 21, 2022 at 3:18 am

    Thank you for this! I recently joined pf and wasn’t sure what this machine was or what it did, but I think I’ll give it a try now 🙂

    Reply

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Primary Sidebar

Ultramarathon coach Heather Hart running down dirt road  with text "Meet Heather"

I'm Heather, mom of two, ACSM Certified Exercise Physiologist, and an overzealous athlete who cannot focus on a single discipline, so I train for all of them at the same time. When in doubt, I run...and then write about it. Read More…

RUN COACHING:

Image of Runner climbing down a large rock on a trail with words "Running & Training Tips"
Ultrarunning Coach Heather Hart running through the mountains during a race with text "Ultramarathon Training & Racing"
Heather Hart climbing up a large boulder during a trail running race with text "Races & Adventures" on image
Hart Adventure Racing Logo

Subscribe

Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Footer

My name is Heather Hart, I am a mom. I am an athlete. I am a writer. I am an adventurer with a wandering spirit and wandering feet.

  • About
  • Press
  • Privacy Policy
  • Disclaimer
  • Contact
© 2022 Relentless Forward Commotion
218 shares